Wednesday, April 05, 2006

PIMP My Union

With nearly 100% of the public contracts now negotiated, it appears all is well in the Province...or is it?

The head of the The British Columbia Teachers' Federation (BCTF) - Jinny Simms - is holding out on their contracts - even going so far as to hold a "strike vote" in the coming weeks for a September walkout claiming the Government will not yield to "class size and composition" modifications.

With 86% of classes having fewer than 30 students; 56% having less then 26 students; and 20% of class with 20 students or less, the "class size argument" does not seem to make sense.

"Yes, we are holding out on the contracts", our BCTF contact confirmed. "But it is ONLY about class size and composition...the class size of Jinny's new Mercedes and the composition of the cash in her bank account...word!"

Surely, Jinny was talking about the number of students in a class room and the composition of learning abilities and not just personal gains.

Our source (pictured with Jinny) scoffed, "Why bother, yo? Jinny ain't no teacher no more. She gots to get paid...and she only gets paid by her ho's, er, teachers bringing in mo' money through bigger paychecks."

With other big unions such as the BCGEU and HEU able to settle their contracts before March 31st and gain up-to $4,000 per member as a signing bonus, why is it the BCTF not willing to negotiate as efficiently?

"Yo...those other unions are punks.", our source continued while waving his arms in the air - waving them in a manner indicating he just does not care. "Sure, they settled their contracts but did they keep kids out of da classroom? No. Did they inconvience familes? No. Did they score big class SL600 Mercedes? No way! It's hard out here for a pimp...and a union leader."

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jinny is singing a new tune now. My bet? - They settle. If she doesn't, she will be the first BCTF leader voted out.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jinny is in a tough spot 53 Union settled before her and now the BCTF is left. She will have a revolt on her hands if they don't get the bonus $4,000.00 by meeting the deadline.

Jinny could be joining Carol looking for work very soon.

Friday, April 14, 2006 4:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But its all done for the good of the kids, dontcha know.

Horny Toad

Sunday, April 16, 2006 11:13:00 AM  
Blogger ainge lotusland said...

if youre going to write something about pimpin it wouldnt hurt to hire like perhaps a 17-yr-old to proofread it so it actually sounds pimpin and not like old white guys wrote it

Sunday, April 16, 2006 2:54:00 PM  
Blogger HDcanuck said...

It was a lie in round one, and it's a lie now. Teachers are so well paid it hurts, have more vacation time than anyone, have fantastic working conditions and benefits, full government pensions and there are NO class size problems! What a bunch of whiners.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 3:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe they are the only union going to miss the $4000.00 signing bonus. Jinny has to go.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The renegade BCTF and its overly fat paid Union Administrators must be removed from the Education scene.

Clearly, clearly the rest of the Unions must be embarrassed!

Mercedes 600SL for Jinny; mini-meetings in the Carribien, my gawd, The BCTF rank right up there with the best of the 'scam' artists!

Friday, April 21, 2006 11:50:00 AM  

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